Tuesday, July 22, 2008

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

This is Frank again.

My humans are still gone... probably smoking themselves silly in Amsterdam. I heard Grandpa telling Grandma (my temporary food providers) that the girls were doing their best to enjoy it even though once an hour the sky opens up and it rains cats and dogs. CAT and DOGS? Does this mean that they are in this 'dam' city to get a dog? KNOW they aren't there to get a cat... how could they possibly improve on the perfection that is me?

Can you believe it? The following video is out there for all humans to see... and I think it is shameless! I would write to YouTube, but my paws hurt after just a few sentences.

How can humans be so heartless? Corporal Cuddling??
These things should be punished! Cat Yodeling! Who comes up with this stuff?

All I can say is that I am with my brothers and sisters in that house, and I say that we should rise up!

Cat d’état!!!

An Engineer's Guide to Cats


tqe / Adam said...

Hi Frank!

I love your blue eyes...

And that video is cute, no matter what you think.

Goofball said...

Hi Frank,

good to see you again. Don't worry about the raining cats and dogs...I am told it'll finally stop raining now.

CrackerLilo said...

Cats are more tolerant than we people give you credit for!