Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Snappy Answers to Inappropriate Questions

Might your heterosexuality just be a phase you will grow out of ?

Is it possible you just have an neurotic fear of people of your same sex?

Isn't it possible that all you need is a good same sex lover?

Your heterosexuality doesn't offend gays as long as you don't try and force it on them. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your heterosexual orientation?

Why do you insist on holding hands and being obvious making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

How can you fully satisfy and understand your partner of the opposite sex when there are so many obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences between you that are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a women sexually and vice-versa?

With all the societal support for marriage, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

How could the human race and all of nature survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation to humanity and the environment?

-- Thanx Dawna!

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