Oh SOOOO True
Open-Jaw:
What clients do when they find out what their full-coach fare will be.
Passenger:
Cargo that talks.
Airline Club:
Paradise-like kingdom guarded by dragon-like creatures.
Fog:
Weather condition generated by airports.
Airline Sales Rep:
Underpaid demigod expected to perform superhuman tasks. Rare species.
NO REC:
The passenger went online and booked his own flight.
Direct Flight:
1) Connecting flight in disguise.
2) What civilians think a nonstop flight is.
In-flight Snacks:
Little treats sealed in a bag impervious to all but chainsaws.
Codeshare:
Magic trick in which aircraft from several different airlines leave from the same gate at the very same moment.
Remain Seated:
Announcement: Phrase that creates an instant urge to go to the lavatory.
Minimum Connecting Time:
Time it takes for an Olympic gold medal sprinter to run between two gates.
Hotel Shuttle:
Vehicle subject to paranormal effect. While waiting, every hotel van will come by multiple times -- except yours.
Overhead Luggage:
Rectangular object expected to magically shrink from the size of a refrigerator to the size of a loaf of bread.
Frequent-flyer Programs:
Airline's term for Pandora's Box.
On Time:
Obscure term, meaning unknown.
2 comments:
I always thought that Passengers were termed "self-loading cargo."
@ Adam - Love it!! Personally when at airports I flash back to my days in Kansas seeing the feedlots filled with cattle moving along just because someone wants them too. Sometimes when being lined up like that I just want to let out with a big "MOOO".
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