The latest term (replacing VPILF) to describe Sarah Palin is now "Caribou Barbie," so the gang over at OTR thought they would try to use their imaginations to see what the retail version of Mrs. VP might look like.
Comes with everything you see here:- Dead Caribou
- M-16 assault rifle
- Snowmobile
- Sexy Librarian Glasses
She even talks with such fun phrases like:
- "I'm a pit bull with lipstick!"
- "My family is off-limits!"
- "What is it the Vice President actually does?"
Coming soon: Bristol Palin with inflatable baby bump and John McCain with portable green screen background!
Been reading:
- Palin switched colleges six times in six years.
- A letter from someone who has known Sarah Palin since 1992
- More on Sarah Palin – from the New York Times
- Fear And Retribution: Palin’s Pattern Of Governance
- Private and Public Infidelities: The Vetting of Sarah Palin - OMG, read it all... get past the National Enquirer crap... it is worth it.
- “As Alaska Turns”: The Vetting of Sarah Palin Part II
- The mighty, scary press corps
- US rejects 'false' Russia claim
- Putin maps the boundaries of greater Russia
7 comments:
Funny!!! And thanks for the links. I'll be checking them out.
By the way, every day I browse CNN hoping there has been some horrible Sara Palin bombshell story.
On a scale of 1 to 10...how bad is this?
Or as the LA Times blogger put it...Sarah is a cross between Annie Oakley and Eva Braun. Goddess help us!
OhmyGods, that is hilarious. The woman is a VC Andrews novel come to life! I do hope people will be smart enough to understand just how horrendous she and her running mate would be come November.
Ugh, just thinking about this woman makes my tummy hurt. Who knew it was possible for the idea of a female VP to be so horribly revolting? I feel like I've just taken one of those reconditioning classes where they teach you to associate chocolate cake with Hitler or something.
Diane. It's an eleven.
Does Caribou Barbie come with a knocked up Skipper?
@ Diane - Finding dirt on Palin has now become a hobby of mine. I love it! As for how bad it is... I agree with Headbang... at least an 11.
@ Rik - I LOVE IT!
@ CrackerLilo - VC Andrews! I haven't thought of those books since... last week. Yup, I thought of the same thing, selling out your kids for your own personal gain. Let's just hope that the babydaddy isn't really the girl's big brother.
@ Jul - I completely agree... as an example, I got nauseous just watching her acceptance speech.
@ Headbang - You are absolutely correct... but I think that the number itself is flexible and can easily go up.
@ Heza - Thanks for dropping by. I just discovered your blog a few days ago... You crack me up!
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