It is the 6th day of my imprisonment with these silly bipeds.
My harebrained humans went on holiday leaving me in a strange house with two hairless creatures who think that they speak kitty language. What is worse is that they say it funny, "miau" is not my language. Stop trying to speak to me in German or in "kitty language", I know only two languages, English and bad English.
Even worse, they have no idea how to read MY kitty language. When I bite, this means "put me down and don't hug me any more". How much more clearly do I have to say it?
My two slaves have once again closed the bedroom door, not allowing me in to walk all over them as they try to sleep. Somehow they are managing to ignore my pitiful cries and insistent scratches on the door, thus I have decided to help myself to the computer again.
Someone needs to redesign and rename this "mouse".
Since there are only so many times a guy can play "Castle Cat 4" without getting bored, I found my way to this nonsense.
Can you believe this? Humans are soooo stupid. DOGS! HA!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. -- Jeff Valdez