Let me assure you that my stay in this hotel is OK, the servants are nice, the food is good (mozzaralla once in a while for desert), and I have the whole couch to myself whenever I want. What else does a cat need?
OH, and the toilet facilites, well Grandpa is better than my other main human. He actually cleans it everytime I hop out of it. Yesterday I got in and out without doing anything just to watch him jump up to check. HaHa!
My main human slaves must be far away, something about a HUGE catbox alongside an ocean. I wonder when they will come back? That's OK, I will just have to keep my temporary slaves on their toes by puking in different, hidden places every day.
Well, I feel a cat nap coming on. I'll go see if the dining room table is comfortable at all.
I will leave you with this human training video. Training like this everyday will soon result in absolutely perfect human behavior.
You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. -- Jane Pauley