I thought I would check on the Internet to see where my main humans are. These slave humans are OK, but they don't let me sleep with them and that is one of the main requirements of human training. If you can't sleep on their heads then you can't whip them into complete submission.
These two are nice enough, but they continue to ignore my pleas for attention at three in the morning. They are allowing me into the bathroom while they are in there though! Almost unlimited "special water"! When they get out of the shower I am allowed to lick the tub to my heart's content. Those other slaves won't let me do that.
On a related note, I have found a community of my kind! The Internet is a true wonder. They need to change the name of this "mouse" thing, though.
OK, I'm going to go jump on Grandpa's other desk for a little nap. He wonders why my fur is up there... ha ha ha!