Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Random Tuesday - No Swine Flu here

Hooya! I'm back... for reals (isn't that obnoxious? Some days I surprise myself.) and I've decided that I can't get away with not posting any longer. We've been back over a week. Things have finally settled down and we've actually managed to get our house straightened out just a bit. Moving two weeks before a three week vacation isn't really perfect, you know? We came back and had to remember where we had stuffed everything in our rush.

Tahiti and New Zealand were fantastic! Need I say more? Yes, I think I do... but maybe this isn't the time. Let's just have a nice RTT and see if I can slip back into this blogging thing, OK?

Snooker and No managed to travel to the other side of the planet (23 hours in planes, 37 hours of travel time each way) , encounter hundreds maybe thousands of strangers, and not get Swine Flu... can you believe it? Maybe the media hype makes it out to be a bit worse than it really is. But I must admit that we were quite fastidious about our hand washing and general hygiene... and let's just say it... No is Monk's little sister.

We got back and discovered that our home Internet service which was somewhat spotty before we left had degraded to the point that if you are online, you had better not pick up the phone or both will go to H E double Hockey Sticks. WTF? I reallllly hate Deutche Telekom.

November in Berlin is usually wet, gray, windy and cold. Surprisingly we came back and found that the first three were in abundance, but without so much of the cold. It has been getting up to the 50's during the day, and last Saturday No and I actually managed to get out in the morning for a nice walk with the sun on our shoulders! YEA!

I'm riding the subway again. May I just say ... ICK! Yesterday a co-worker & I hopped onto the train and as the doors slammed shut we both noticed it... the worst FART smell I've ever been enveloped by. Seriously, I'm surprised there wasn't green goo dripping down the walls or something... it was horrible! Our eyes widened and we both agreed not to talk until the next stop when we could JUMP out of that car and run to the next car sucking in "fresh" air all the way.

The new Nikon D90 camera was soooo cool on the trip. We loved it and took over 1,500 photos. Before we even came home they were narrowed down into 475 which make a great slide show.

The D40X was with us as well, but I hardly ever pulled it out. The only time it got a workout was when we took simultaneous pictures, such as these.

Oh hey! New Zealand and Tahiti both had Coke Zero in most of the restaurants! YEA!!! Ahem, Germany... let's get on the ball!

No is completely disgusted at the manufacturers of playing cards. It seems that she holds the cards in her right hand and fans them out in such a way that there is no number/letter in the visible top corner. Hmm... how to explain. Her card fan is the exact opposite of the way the cards are designed, so she doesn't see the numbers/letters which are printed on the top left because she is looking at the top right.
Now you would think that she would just learn to fan them the other way, or hold them in her left hand. No, that is not her way. Now we need to find cards with numbers/letters on all four corners. Anyone have any ideas?

Don't tell customs, but I bought black pearls in Tahiti... lots of them. Tee hee hee. They aren't in settings yet because I was told to just buy the pearls and bring them back to Germany for the cheaper metals and settings fees. So while I am asking for advice... anyone know a good jeweler in Berlin?

The company I work for has rented another floor in our building for some expansion. May I just say that the ensuing "who goes where" discussion has been painful to watch with seemingly everyone vying for the prime spots and trying not to be seated with anyone they don't like. Argh. NEVER move anyone's cheese if you don't absolutely have to! In case you are wondering, I am attached to the boss... I won't move because she won't move. So this has all been going on around me while my cheese is not being moved.

I think that I just want to go back to the islands... Life was soooo much more simple there. "Should I wear my blue bathing suit to scare the fish or will the purple one be better?" "Do I want to try the mango straight off the tree or should I go cut another pineapple out of the bush?"

Thanks for playing Random Tuesday Thoughts, head on over to Keely at the UnMom for more randomness and to find out what she's doing with THE NOG.

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

They're BAAACK!

My main human slaves finally came back to worship me on Saturday night. They were gone entirely too long, I had no sleeping heater for three weeks, and you know that it is turning into winter!

Now it is Sunday morning and the slaves are otherwise occupied in the other room. It's the perfect time to tell you good people I am OK and will of course have trouble once again getting out regular updates.

Right now they are working on one of the big carrier thingies (you know, what they put all of their flimsy furs in when they will be away from home for a while). I overheard someone say that the combination lock on the Samsonite got twisted somehow. So I guess that NOW is a silly time to try to figure out what that combination is, huh? I think I'm safe right here for a long time.

Before they got here to restart their worshiping duties there were phone calls about delayed flights though some place named London (must be a hell hole, I've heard LOTS of calls about delays and cancellations in that place). Right after that call my substitute slaves discussed putting me in the car to take me to the airport to go pick up the main human slaves. Let me just tell you I made my way into my newest and unknown hiding spot when I heard that! The last time I went to the airport I was stuck in a box under a seat the whole way from Kansas to Berlin!

As soon as the replacement slaves took off to go get the real slaves I started to think about how best to "welcome" them back. The last time I just ignored them both for at least an hour. If they picked me up, I just turned my head away and did my best to make them put me back down. This really worked and let them know EXACTLY how I felt about them leaving me.

This time I came up with something even more ingenious. The plan was to piss off at least one of my main human slaves while making the other love me even more, but how to achieve this? After a little cat nap it came to me. When they come back, I would ignore the short, round one and show much love and attention to the tall one only. This would make the tall one overly happy and the short one upset. It worked like a dream! The tall one acted smug about it and the short one steamed. Genius I tell you!

Whoops, I just heard the Samsonwhatever thing open up. My time with you is limited.
Since I'm sure that many of you have decided to now worship me from afar, I thought I should tell you as soon as possible what I want for the upcoming holiday season... Just get me one of these and I will be happy for HOURS. That's what we all want, isn't it?
Make Frank Happy
Make Frank Happy
Make Frank Happy


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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

InSinkErKittier

Hey, it's me again.

I thought I would check on the Internet to see where my main humans are. These slave humans are OK, but they don't let me sleep with them and that is one of the main requirements of human training. If you can't sleep on their heads then you can't whip them into complete submission.

These two are nice enough, but they continue to ignore my pleas for attention at three in the morning. They are allowing me into the bathroom while they are in there though! Almost unlimited "special water"! When they get out of the shower I am allowed to lick the tub to my heart's content. Those other slaves won't let me do that.

On a related note, I have found a community of my kind! The Internet is a true wonder. They need to change the name of this "mouse" thing, though.

OK, I'm going to go jump on Grandpa's other desk for a little nap. He wonders why my fur is up there... ha ha ha!

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Update on my human training progress

Me again.
Let me assure you that my stay in this hotel is OK, the servants are nice, the food is good (mozzaralla once in a while for desert), and I have the whole couch to myself whenever I want. What else does a cat need?

OH, and the toilet facilites, well Grandpa is better than my other main human. He actually cleans it everytime I hop out of it. Yesterday I got in and out without doing anything just to watch him jump up to check. HaHa!

My main human slaves must be far away, something about a HUGE catbox alongside an ocean. I wonder when they will come back? That's OK, I will just have to keep my temporary slaves on their toes by puking in different, hidden places every day.

Well, I feel a cat nap coming on. I'll go see if the dining room table is comfortable at all.

I will leave you with this human training video. Training like this everyday will soon result in absolutely perfect human behavior.




You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. -- Jane Pauley

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